Latest Tweets:

  • King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
  • Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
  • King of France: send funds to America

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

memewhore:

Had to be there, I guess.

(Source: gnarlygnat, via daft-hunk)

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

viajeremy:

30aught6:

victran:

this fucked me up….

Not going to lie, this hurt.

…..

(Source: aiklahori, via slyfoxhound)

  • Augustus: so your name is four
  • Tobias: yeah
  • Augustus: you could say it's a metafour
  • Tobias: will you stop

olisaurusrex:

my local Ahmadiyya mosque, the largest in Europe gave a non-Muslim woman £10,000 for her adopted son, who has cerebral palsy, to fly him out there and have a life-changing operation to help him walk despite not knowing either of them

but you don’t hear about things like that because the British media are too busy demonising the British Muslim community as extremists, terrorists, sexists or paedophiles

(via daft-hunk)

personifyingchaos:

Liam Hemsworth on working with Jennifer Lawrence

(via daft-hunk)

egg-rolls:

so we watched this extremely sad film in my psychology class and i didn’t want to cry at the end so i was sitting there clenching my fists and thinking to myself “don’t you fucking cry you are a GROWN MAN” and then after like a minute i realized im a sixteen year old girl

(via daft-hunk)

moosezekiel:

guys i’ve found the song that embodies every teenage boy

(via jerkidiot)